After San Diego's big win over Butler, I expect they(SD) will be over confident about flying into Valpo and facing the mighty Crusaders. So, I predict that SD will only beat Valpo by 4 touchdowns. SHIELDS UP! ???
Better showing by our defense today. We will still lose this one:
Valpo 20
San Diego 35
3 of 14 third down conversions against Morehead St.
2 of 15 against Drake.
Valpo 14
San Diego 42
My abridged quote from the Drake String:
....Ahead lies: Drake (A), USD (H), Butler PFL #1 (A) and Dayton PFL #2 (H).
Aggregated W-L record: 18-11
So, what if we had beaten St. Joe's and WJU and Campbell going into the rest of our schedule? Maybe we would have had the confidence to win over Mercer and Morehead. 5 wins going into the last 4 games --
This morning I recalled that we once in the DC era played Drake nose to nose and barely lost (I looked it up -- 2010 - Homecoming: Drake 21- Valpo 19). (BTW -- that was mainly with Stacy's kids). We had previously lost to WIU (MVFC) by 45-0 (the best result against FCS schools in the DC era) as well as others. I thought I should predict a close loss this year just for grins. Nah. Too much other stuff to do at the house. My bad. I would have won the office pool (if there was one).
Getting back to my earlier quote. What if....... What if there were a couple of early wins against D-II schools? Would those wins have helped us NOT fumble away a 4th quarter lead? Would those wins have caused our QB to say in his mind "let's step on their throat" instead of "what's gonna go wrong now"? Would those wins have caused our secondary to think "please throw in my coverage area - I want a pic" instead of "please don't throw over here, I'm scared he'll run past me." I could go on and on.
The table was set for a good season (by Valpo standards). UND aside, the schedule was a perfect ramp up to the big boys in the league. We could have been 5-2 (I have too much respect for Marist to even think of a win there) going into Drake and then come away with a close win instead of a close loss. Ah, lost opportunities -- we're good at that.
So, back in 2010. The next week after that heartbreaker (but a validation of their toughness) the 2010 team lost to Dayton 48-14.
48-14 -- USD. That's my pick for this week.
USD 49
Valpo 13
San Diego 39
Valpo 17
Temperatures will not be SD-Like... Will it be windy? With the Kicker's return this weekend? and (Laugh-In-HISTORIANS)... What about Naomi?
SD 31
good guys 14
I am changing my prediction...the game starts at noon and the Fish Taco Express have a 2 hr jet lag, not to mention chillier weather rather than hanging around the surf...
USD 35
Valpo 13
New to the blog but wanted to get my pick in....
Crusaders-15
San Diego- 37
Good luck saders
Shields Up Baby!
Where did this "Shields Up" slogan come from?
Quote from: usc4valpo on October 28, 2013, 10:04:53 PMWhere did this "Shields Up" slogan come from?
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Quote from: usc4valpo on October 28, 2013, 10:04:53 PM
Shields Up Baby!
Where did this "Shields Up" slogan come from?
Maybe this?
http://www.gillette.com/en/us/Products/deodorant/odor-shield/all-day-clean-deodorant.aspx (http://www.gillette.com/en/us/Products/deodorant/odor-shield/all-day-clean-deodorant.aspx)
bbtds, that was pure genius.
In Sagarin, San Diego is the rate Pioneer Conference team at 188. Valpo is at a robust 249. Based on their rating points, the Fish Taco express should be about a 27 point favorite.
Quote from: valpotx on October 29, 2013, 10:46:03 AMLooks like Laporte has brought back his old persona?
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Haha, awesome, I couldn't have asked for a better response :)
again, when did they start saying this "Shields Up" slogan? Are we are trying to shield ourselves of bird droppings from above?
Maybe it has to do with trying to implore more of a defensive mentality from the players, since our mentality over the last few years has been to let our 'shields down,' and let them run by us? ;)
Quote from: usc4valpo on October 29, 2013, 03:51:19 PM
again, when did they start saying this "Shields Up" slogan? Are we are trying to shield ourselves of bird droppings from above?
Maybe I'm missing something but isn't our Osteen quoting head coach just simply referring to the prop used by the Crusader mascot, which is a shield?
I have no idea of the timing of when this phrase became popular.
I'm with H-man. Back in the distant dark past when armies fought with swords and spears, I would think that a basic command to prepare for battle would be "shields up." Probably would never have been spoken then, but maybe in some obscure movie now.
I was a history major and my advisor was Dr. Willis Boyd. I was deeply saddened when he passed away. Great lecturer and was the reason I chose that as a major. Well, that's not totally true. I was originally pre-dent, but organic chemistry killed me.
Now I am an IT Project Manager. Who wuddah thunk?
OK VULB62... I was a Journalism and Poli Sci Major with a History minor... and now I"m an IT Project Manager...after 14 years in banking. ... go figure.
Quote from: VULB#62 on October 29, 2013, 09:14:10 PM
I'm with H-man. Back in the distant dark past when armies fought with swords and spears, I would think that a basic command to prepare for battle would be "shields up." Probably would never have been spoken then, but maybe in some obscure movie now.
I was a history major and my advisor was Dr. Willis Boyd. I was deeply saddened when he passed away. Great lecturer and was the reason I chose that as a major. Well, that's not totally true. I was originally pre-dent, but organic chemistry killed me.
Now I am an IT Project Manager. Who wuddah thunk?
Haha, Organic Chemistry killed my dream of pre-med, which would have led to being a physical therapist. That is probably why they make you take it so early in those programs, to weed out people like us :)
Quote from: VUdad on October 26, 2013, 04:52:48 PM3 of 14 third down conversions against Morehead St. 2 of 15 against Drake. Valpo 14 San Diego 42
183 yards of offense, 2 of 15 third down conversions, throwing third down completions well short of the first down marker every week, four yards rushing, equals no chance. San Diego 42 Valpo 17.
Quote from: usc4valpo on October 28, 2013, 10:04:53 PMWhere did this "Shields Up" slogan come from?
Quote from: usc4valpo on October 29, 2013, 03:51:19 PMagain, when did they start saying this "Shields Up" slogan? Are we are trying to shield ourselves of bird droppings from above?
Quote from: valpotx on October 29, 2013, 04:16:08 PMMaybe it has to do with trying to implore more of a defensive mentality from the players, since our mentality over the last few years has been to let our 'shields down,' and let them run by us?
Quote from: historyman on October 29, 2013, 07:56:26 PMQuote from: usc4valpo on October 29, 2013, 03:51:19 PM
again, when did they start saying this "Shields Up" slogan? Are we are trying to shield ourselves of bird droppings from above?
Maybe I'm missing something but isn't our Osteen quoting head coach just simply referring to the prop used by the Crusader mascot, which is a shield?
I have no idea of the timing of when this phrase became popular.
Quote from: VULB#62 on October 29, 2013, 09:14:10 PMI'm with H-man. Back in the distant dark past when armies fought with swords and spears, I would think that a basic command to prepare for battle would be "shields up." Probably would never have been spoken then, but maybe in some obscure movie now.
My guess is that Setshot reads the Coach Carlson blog:
http://blogs.valpo.edu/football/ (http://blogs.valpo.edu/football/)
and that Setshot was making light of Carlson's signature.
Bingo!
WELL DONE.
Also, this means that he's more of a Trekkie fan than an Osteentatious fan.
I am far from being a Trekkie or Trekker, but I figured out the Star Trek analogy. As an engineer, I am an oddball as I was never into Star Trek or Star Wars or anything like that.
I was just wondering where Shields Up came from, this was never said until recently. It is kind of goofy...I hope it does not go into the basketball season.
You guys are providing excellent humor and wit, which is required when following these guys.
"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means 'a whale's vagina.'" — Ron Burgundy
Quote from: LaPorteAveApostle on October 30, 2013, 03:34:45 PM
WELL DONE.
Also, this means that he's more of a Trekkie fan than an Osteentatious fan.
I think he and Fuzzy were throwing them back long before there were Trekkies.
Quote from: VULB#62 on October 29, 2013, 09:14:10 PMI'm with H-man. Back in the distant dark past when armies fought with swords and spears, I would think that a basic command to prepare for battle would be "shields up." Probably would never have been spoken then, but maybe in some obscure movie now. I was a history major and my advisor was Dr. Willis Boyd. I was deeply saddened when he passed away. Great lecturer and was the reason I chose that as a major. Well, that's not totally true. I was originally pre-dent, but organic chemistry killed me. Now I am an IT Project Manager. Who wuddah thunk?
Willis Boyd! I was in engineering, but I remember him as I had freiends who were history majors. I once went to a trip to the local Porter County museum and he was there - he was a character and a very nice person. Another excellent lecturer was Ferencz Kallay.
Shields Up Baby!
Wow, the enthusiasm is absolutely zilch going into this game tomorrow.
Quote from: usc4valpo on October 29, 2013, 03:51:19 PM
again, when did they start saying this "Shields Up" slogan? Are we are trying to shield ourselves of bird droppings from above?
Possibly, but they'd lose the shields like they lost the kicker
Quote from: usc4valpo on November 01, 2013, 10:10:27 PM
Shields Up Baby!
Wow, the enthusiasm is absolutely zilch going into this game tomorrow.
Yep, I think this about sums it up...
"Just because we're labeled as a mid-major school, a lot of that comes from football. We don't have a football team, so that's why we get labeled as a mid-major," he said. (Shelvin Mack - Butler)
Basketball has started at Valpo and we're following a 1 win non scholarship football program with grand dreams of playing .500 football. I am surprised anybody even noticed there is a game.
Quote from: milanmiracle on November 02, 2013, 09:54:45 AMWe don't have a football team, so
he said that? that is PRICELESS
Quote from: milanmiracle on November 02, 2013, 09:54:45 AMQuote from: usc4valpo on November 01, 2013, 10:10:27 PMShields Up Baby! Wow, the enthusiasm is absolutely zilch going into this game tomorrow.
Yep, I think this about sums it up... "Just because we're labeled as a mid-major school, a lot of that comes from football. We don't have a football team, so that's why we get labeled as a mid-major," he said. (Shelvin Mack - Butler) Basketball has started at Valpo and we're following a 1 win non scholarship football program with grand dreams of playing .500 football. I am surprised anybody even noticed there is a game.
Man Shelvin Mack was great. Great comment. I wonder what the attendance will be today.
I have found little news or information on this game. For San Diego, I wonder if Champ Kind from the Channel 4 news team will provide updates. Whammy!
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
Quote from: LaPorteAveApostle on November 02, 2013, 09:58:59 AM
Quote from: milanmiracle on November 02, 2013, 09:54:45 AMWe don't have a football team, so
he said that? that is PRICELESS
Reminds me of when Valpo was on ESPN last year and the announcer made a comment like "Good thing Valpo doesn't have a football team because they would be recruiting Capo if they had one"
Quote from: LaPorteAveApostle on November 02, 2013, 09:58:59 AM
Quote from: milanmiracle on November 02, 2013, 09:54:45 AMWe don't have a football team, so
he said that? that is PRICELESS
Yep, he said that. Interestingly enough, I don't think he caught a lot of flack from the football team. They were interviewed after the quote and didn't seem too offended. Even if they were, who was going to badmouth Shelvin Mack?
Valpo down 23-7 at half. After a blocked FG, they had the ball on their 20 with 2 1/2 minutes left, and ran it. They got a first down with 50 sec at their 37, and they still ran it. I could hear the parents yelling at Carlson on the sidelines. I have a feeling very few students are attending this).
Quote from: usc4valpo on November 02, 2013, 01:18:01 PM
Valpo down 23-7 at half. After a blocked FG, they had the ball on their 20 with 2 1/2 minutes left, and ran it. They got a first down with 50 sec at their 37, and they still ran it. I could hear the parents yelling at Carlson on the sidelines. I have a feeling very few students are attending this).
Wow, I just read the game log...way to build on the momentum of a blocked kick by basically letting the clock run out. Impressive. I wish I was surprised, but I am not. Oh well... ???
*and then he wonders why they can't finish games.
37-7 with 4:45 left in the third. The defense is beat up. I cannot understand with the offense is doing.
San Diego 58 - Valpo 14
What more can be said?
What can be said?
1. 62 and I were closest to the pin (closest to the score), I think.
2. The 2 minute first half play calling was pathetic. The wind excuses were bogus.
3. San Diego won 58-14. SD is not used to colder weather and you have a 2 hour jet lag for a noon game (thus 10 AM for them). Pretty pathetic to lose by this score.
4. Iclow was way too optimisitic during the broadcast. Sometimes you need to be a little critical. After Valpo scored to make it 37-14 in the fourth quarter, he made it sound as if they were back in the game! Sorry Todd, you are good, but Eric Hoffman is not Marcus Mariotta and our offense is not Oregon.
5. Throw the ball more to Tiabi! Yes, I am the master of the obvious.
6. Defense was on the field way too long and got tired. San Diego was coasting in the third and fourth quarters.
7. Carlson's post game comments were his usual. His responses are as consistent as the recorded TSA messages at O'Hare on the loudspeaker. Valpo needs a obvious change in the coaching staff.
Quote from: usc4valpo on November 02, 2013, 04:24:23 PMIclow was way too optimisitic during the broadcast.
First thing I would do is call him by his real name which is Ickow, not Iclow. He surely deserves you spelling his name correctly.
Quote from: usc4valpo on November 02, 2013, 01:18:01 PM
Valpo down 23-7 at half. After a blocked FG, they had the ball on their 20 with 2 1/2 minutes left, and ran it. They got a first down with 50 sec at their 37, and they still ran it. I could hear the parents yelling at Carlson on the sidelines. I have a feeling very few students are attending this).
Sounded strange but that is what appears to have happened. It is even worse than that, we actually took a timeout with time for the last play and then ran again. Here is another classic, after the punt block safety we actually kicked off (no one at any level kicks after a safety). We kicked off out of bounds. You can't make these things up.
Quote from: bbtds on November 02, 2013, 04:29:45 PM4. Iclow was way too optimisitic during the broadcast. Sometimes you need to be a little critical. After Valpo scored to make it 37-14 in the fourth quarter, he made it sound as if they were back in the game! Sorry Todd, you are good, but Eric Hoffman is not Marcus Mariotta and our offense is not Oregon.
4. Ickow was way too optimisitic during the broadcast. Sometimes you need to be a little critical. After Valpo scored to make it 37-14 in the fourth quarter, he made it sound as if they were back in the game! Sorry Todd, you are good, but Eric Hoffman is not Marcus Mariotta and our offense is not Oregon.
k and l are close to the keyboard
Quote from: IndyValpo on November 02, 2013, 06:10:25 PM
Quote from: usc4valpo on November 02, 2013, 01:18:01 PM
Valpo down 23-7 at half. After a blocked FG, they had the ball on their 20 with 2 1/2 minutes left, and ran it. They got a first down with 50 sec at their 37, and they still ran it. I could hear the parents yelling at Carlson on the sidelines. I have a feeling very few students are attending this).
Sounded strange but that is what appears to have happened. It is even worse than that, we actually took a timeout with time for the last play and then ran again. Here is another classic, after the punt block safety we actually kicked off (no one at any level kicks after a safety). We kicked off out of bounds. You can't make these things up.
Didn't Valpo have some issues with punters the weeks before? Sick, missing, whatever? If that's the case, I might understand the kickoff. Doesn't make it any better that he kicked it out of bounds, but are we really surprised?
Quote from: IndyValpo on November 02, 2013, 06:10:25 PMQuote from: usc4valpo on November 02, 2013, 01:18:01 PMValpo down 23-7 at half. After a blocked FG, they had the ball on their 20 with 2 1/2 minutes left, and ran it. They got a first down with 50 sec at their 37, and they still ran it. I could hear the parents yelling at Carlson on the sidelines. I have a feeling very few students are attending this).
Sounded strange but that is what appears to have happened. It is even worse than that, we actually took a timeout with time for the last play and then ran again. Here is another classic, after the punt block safety we actually kicked off (no one at any level kicks after a safety). We kicked off out of bounds. You can't make these things up.
I am not sure what to think of this performance. It was interesting and depressing at the same time.
I saw the Carlson post game quote:
"We did some positive things in the first quarter, but we didn't do ourselves any favors by giving them good field position," head coach
Dale Carlson said afterwards.
Perhaps the offensive game plan can show more creativity and success to avoid giving the opponent good field position. Just a thought...
to finish with more Burgundy:
"Go @#$ yourself, San Diego."
Quote from: LaPorteAveApostle on November 02, 2013, 09:46:07 PMto finish with more Burgundy: "Go @#$ yourself, San Diego."
I wonder if the Torero seniors are going to Tino's after they land to hear Ron Burgandy play some jazz flute. Also, Champ Kind has to be pleased with the result as the Toreros stay on top of the PFL...
Quote from: usc4valpo on November 02, 2013, 09:58:53 PMAlso, Champ Kind has to be pleased with the result
WHAMMY!!!(http://www.sandiego.edu/insideusd/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Hoekstra-photo.jpg)
Quote from: IndyValpo on November 02, 2013, 06:10:25 PM
Quote from: usc4valpo on November 02, 2013, 01:18:01 PM
Valpo down 23-7 at half. After a blocked FG, they had the ball on their 20 with 2 1/2 minutes left, and ran it. They got a first down with 50 sec at their 37, and they still ran it. I could hear the parents yelling at Carlson on the sidelines. I have a feeling very few students are attending this).
Sounded strange but that is what appears to have happened. It is even worse than that, we actually took a timeout with time for the last play and then ran again. Here is another classic, after the punt block safety we actually kicked off (no one at any level kicks after a safety). We kicked off out of bounds. You can't make these things up.
That wasn't the worst timeout we took. The most ridiculous timeout was when we took a timeout on offense before we even ran a play! We ran out there looked at their defense and had to use a timeout? I guess San Diego had us confused?
I have to wonder what the reaction was at the game. Also, what is the current reaction on campus? Regarding the students, I am guessing they could care less. But after being at the Drake game, and hearing the crowd over the internet this past Saturday, there has to be some grumbling. I know San Diego is a decent team, but these guys have to quit stabbing themselves in the foot.
Quote from: usc4valpo on November 03, 2013, 07:46:15 PMI have to wonder what the reaction was at the game. Also, what is the current reaction on campus? Regarding the students, I am guessing they could care less. But after being at the Drake game, and hearing the crowd over the internet this past Saturday, there has to be some grumbling. I know San Diego is a decent team, but these guys have to quit stabbing themselves in the foot.
I was at the game and I know what my reaction was and I don't think I should repeat it here. Suffice it to say that there is no winning if you don't even give your team a chance to try and score. Valpo football is trying not to look bad losing instead of trying to win. Those are decisions made by the head coach. He needs to go after the last two games of the season.
Quote from: historyman on November 03, 2013, 09:13:06 PMValpo football is trying not to look bad losing instead of trying to win. Those are decisions made by the head coach. He needs to go after the last two games of the season.
I agree. I do however find it a little funny that he didn't give two rips about the margin of defeat for the first two years, but now it matters how the team looks? I wonder why WIN (what's important now) became a slogan this year, and not the prior years? Hmm...
Perhaps their shields were defective when they were raised.
Quote from: usc4valpo on November 05, 2013, 04:54:24 PM
Perhaps their shields were defective when they were raised.
:lol:OK I laughed at this. I'm thinking setshot did as well!
:thumbsup:
Were they 6 sigma manufactured with proper tooling?
Quote from: usc4valpo on November 05, 2013, 05:01:43 PM
Were they 6 sigma manufactured with proper tooling?
Most likely
NOT ISO 9000 certified!
maybe with the offense Carlson can carry out a design of experiments
Quote from: usc4valpo on November 05, 2013, 06:07:19 PM
maybe with the offense Carlson can carry out a design of experiments
Taguchi Methods!
Quote from: milanmiracle on November 05, 2013, 03:39:48 PMQuote from: historyman on November 03, 2013, 09:13:06 PMValpo football is trying not to look bad losing instead of trying to win. Those are decisions made by the head coach. He needs to go after the last two games of the season.
I agree. I do however find it a little funny that he didn't give two rips about the margin of defeat for the first two years, but now it matters how the team looks? I wonder why WIN (what's important now) became a slogan this year, and not the prior years? Hmm...
I believe he was basically told by the AD "don't embarrass the alumni any more by losing big." So this is his solution for keeping his job which is not to lose big.
is 58-14 not losing big?
Quote from: covufan on November 05, 2013, 06:28:04 PMQuote from: usc4valpo on November 05, 2013, 06:07:19 PMmaybe with the offense Carlson can carry out a design of experiments
Taguchi Methods!
I tell the tool we really need - a house of quality!
Quote from: usc4valpo on November 05, 2013, 07:49:14 PMis 58-14 not losing big?
I didn't say he was successful at not losing big. I guessed he was told not to lose big from the ultra-conservative approach Carlson has taken at the end of halves. Which means he hasn't been successful at not losing big either. Pitiful
Quote from: usc4valpo on November 05, 2013, 04:54:24 PM
Perhaps their shields were defective when they were raised.
Now THAT'S funny. Laughing out loud, and not in the internet lol kind of way.
yeah, seems that somewhere along the line it got misheard and after the USD game someone reported back and said, "aye, aye, coach, the shields have all been razed now"
SAN DIEGO (AP) — The University of San Diego pulled itself out of the running for the Pioneer Football League championship and an FCS automatic playoff berth after uncovering potential financial aid violations.
The Toreros (7-3, 6-1) were in position to clinch the league title and their first FCS playoff berth if they beat Drake on Saturday.
Athletic director Ky Snyder said notifying the team of the school's decision before practice Thursday was "the most horrible thing I've had to do with kids. It was a very hard conversation."
http://collegefootball.ap.org/article/usd-self-sanctions-football-team (http://collegefootball.ap.org/article/usd-self-sanctions-football-team)
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kudos to them for doing the right (hard) thing. hard to say who even would have noticed at this level!
...
...does this mean that Dale might end up 4-39 instead of 3-40?
will this be enough for him to get rehired? </sarcasm>
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO NCAA PLAYOFF BERTH!!!!??
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I was so ready for football playoffs and now what? ? ?
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Just because the players got a tiny, little bit of cash for paying tuition?
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I pity the fools.
If they committed this violation, I assume that they would have to forfeit all games that the player(s) were involved in. We may very well end up with a 2 win season!
Quote from: valpotx on November 15, 2013, 11:22:39 AM
If they committed this violation, I assume that they would have to forfeit all games that the player(s) were involved in. We may very well end up with a 2 win season!
You obviously mean 3 win season.
So you are predicting a win tomorrow then?
Quote from: valpotx on November 15, 2013, 11:22:39 AM
If they committed this violation, I assume that they would have to forfeit all games that the player(s) were involved in. We may very well end up with a 2 win season!
My guess is that the players were still eligible, so SD might vacate games, but not forfeit. The record will still show they didn't get a win on us!
Quote from: valpotx on November 15, 2013, 01:26:00 PM
So you are predicting a win tomorrow then?
Can I wait till the first play of the game and then make a prediction? I feel there will be an emotional time and if the Crusaders game some momentum, yes, they can pull it out. Unfortunately I will be staying in Indy.
I think San Diego wins will not be forfeited by NCAA rules - maybe by PFL rules. That Cali cash flow has struck again! They should have learned from Reggie Bush.
Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women.
Brian Fantana: I don't know, Ron.
Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.
San Diego blows the whistle on itself:
Anchorman - Baxter Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoI0eGH4RB0#)
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." — Ron Burgundy (or is this a Valpo Trustee board member?)
postgame report from the Butler, er, game:
Ron Burgundy - That Escalated Quickly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONN-0uoTHI#ws)
Ron Burgundy: [or Jon Stebnbrecher as commissioner of the Mid-Con, slooking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good.
[Yells off camera]
Ron Burgundy: Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!
USC, we could keep this going all night. So, why not? : )
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell?
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire, my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no , it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me. That's UWM, circa 2013. (sound of GACKING)
Tempted to do something by Mondy and Williams with
"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up." - Brian Fantana
but
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Ensuring we understand cultural diversity for our beloved Crusader football team...
Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Ed Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.